Sunday, June 26, 2011
That's What She Said Hall of Fame...
1) "I'm on meat overload"
2) "Time and room is not your friend"
3) I wish my dong was that big...
2) "Time and room is not your friend"
3) I wish my dong was that big...
Editors Note
1) A skinny bitch on the rag is not a Cosmo
2) An appletini makes me feel light on my feet!
3) I could be "All Vail" if #5 could hit the 6x6
2) An appletini makes me feel light on my feet!
3) I could be "All Vail" if #5 could hit the 6x6
The Truth About Butler...
1) The performing arts drew bigger crowds
2) You should have known it was a bad formula when your ringers were from UA
3) "The Ivy league of the Midwest" made Princeton vomit in their mouths...
4) You brought in Black Smoke to "right the ship"...
5) you are going to take off the dog collar but have to pee on the "messy mat" before you can bark at anyone!!
2) You should have known it was a bad formula when your ringers were from UA
3) "The Ivy league of the Midwest" made Princeton vomit in their mouths...
4) You brought in Black Smoke to "right the ship"...
5) you are going to take off the dog collar but have to pee on the "messy mat" before you can bark at anyone!!
The Real #16...A Retrospective
1) The hand you write with is different from the hand you draw with...
2)) I live in a world of sunshine and lollipops...care to join me?
3) I see the cliff and this is me walking off of it...
4) do you know what it takes to neatly roll these sleeves up?
5) I care about the kids ... "Rub your stroller is getting wet"
2)) I live in a world of sunshine and lollipops...care to join me?
3) I see the cliff and this is me walking off of it...
4) do you know what it takes to neatly roll these sleeves up?
5) I care about the kids ... "Rub your stroller is getting wet"
Things You Need to Know Going Into Championship Monday....
1) Vodka soda is simply not a Cosmo
2) If you park a stroller near a sprinkler #16 is going to PANIC
3) We are unclear if Butler is offering classes in the fall
4) Time and space is no friend to #15...says #5
5) #20 is worried about the mushroom crop and needs to get home
6) #26 only had ONE nipple ring
7) #0 ... "it taste like Christmas"
8) The other 16 has the worst handout long sleeves...ghetto ass breakaway!
2) If you park a stroller near a sprinkler #16 is going to PANIC
3) We are unclear if Butler is offering classes in the fall
4) Time and space is no friend to #15...says #5
5) #20 is worried about the mushroom crop and needs to get home
6) #26 only had ONE nipple ring
7) #0 ... "it taste like Christmas"
8) The other 16 has the worst handout long sleeves...ghetto ass breakaway!
EMO In Action
A couple of things to note here... 1) Take a moment to appreciate the active crease play by T Wade 2) Mags blows my assists...what hand do you "draw" with Maguire
Watch Maguire Fall...
It is a little ways in but Mags actually falls and appears to spin on his "tush"...
The Hit on Video ... Not exactly
Our coach can't coach and our coach can't film! You can see the before and after of the hit here!
Addition by Subtraction is our Key?
11-4 victory over Genesis sends Hulu to the finals for the first time in history...I think the team is buying into the "Addition by Subtraction" theory...
I hope the trail run was nice black smoke!
Stay tuned...video content to follow brought to you directly by the History Channel!
I hope the trail run was nice black smoke!
Stay tuned...video content to follow brought to you directly by the History Channel!
Saturday, June 25, 2011
5 Reasons to boycott #5...and it could have been 10!!
1) just because your Irish doesn't make an Irish goodbye okay
2) 4 goals impresses no one when you can't even drink four beers
3) 7 and 7 are only cool if you drink them
4) fake high is only good if you dont shoot high douche
5) there is growing concern your time at Butler made you soft
2) 4 goals impresses no one when you can't even drink four beers
3) 7 and 7 are only cool if you drink them
4) fake high is only good if you dont shoot high douche
5) there is growing concern your time at Butler made you soft
5 Reasons not to buy from Breakaway...
1) they don't stretch the mesh...that's what you get in CO
2) buy a fucking comb galvin
3) they shoot AT the goalie
4) 500% mark up
5) he wraps shooting strings around the head...who does that??
Nuff said...CO lacrosse is BEAT!!
2) buy a fucking comb galvin
3) they shoot AT the goalie
4) 500% mark up
5) he wraps shooting strings around the head...who does that??
Nuff said...CO lacrosse is BEAT!!
Some things change...some things stay the same...
1) #26 is a family man who posts for a "night cap"
2) #16 asked "what hand do you DRAW with" as if it would be different from the hand you write with
3) #5 drinks like an 86 yr old man
4) our coach resigned again...
2) #16 asked "what hand do you DRAW with" as if it would be different from the hand you write with
3) #5 drinks like an 86 yr old man
4) our coach resigned again...
Late night potent potables...
1) #26 had nipple rings...both nipples
2) coach has resigned and recinded said resignation 5 times tonight
3) #20 said truffles are for suckers...
4) #5 drinks with a nipple
5) #16 (the other 16) wants me to find the key to the batters box
6) the butler boys party like 3rd graders..."settle it"
7) #9 said he wanted to pet the cougar yet is wearing a bath robe drinking black label alone
The night is still young...
2) coach has resigned and recinded said resignation 5 times tonight
3) #20 said truffles are for suckers...
4) #5 drinks with a nipple
5) #16 (the other 16) wants me to find the key to the batters box
6) the butler boys party like 3rd graders..."settle it"
7) #9 said he wanted to pet the cougar yet is wearing a bath robe drinking black label alone
The night is still young...
Clear Eyes... Full Hearts...Can't Lose (Rd 1)
You think that title is lame...imagine watching in horror as Coach Cortina tried to break our opening huddle with it...no, really, it happened and it got worse when he followed up with "Hulu on two".
Needless to say he was the cause for the slow start but the team rallied for a 10-4 victory today over Silver Oysters!
Key Game Notes:
1) As always games are won and lost at the face-off X and today was no exception winning 16-18 draws.
2) #5 was called for a ward with two hands on a stick but lead the way with 4 goals (none impressive enough to expand upon)
3) The offense adopted the strategy copied by 6-yr olds chasing a soccer ball with 5 men on the crease.
4) Stong showing by the defense and fortunately our goalies stinky poo air subsided for 4 quarters.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm sorry I heard nothing you said...I was thinking of lollipops and sunshine". #16
Sponsor notes:
Breakaway Lacrosse received a "dislike" on their fan page for slinging crappy mesh.
Now onto the next game...
Key not
Needless to say he was the cause for the slow start but the team rallied for a 10-4 victory today over Silver Oysters!
Key Game Notes:
1) As always games are won and lost at the face-off X and today was no exception winning 16-18 draws.
2) #5 was called for a ward with two hands on a stick but lead the way with 4 goals (none impressive enough to expand upon)
3) The offense adopted the strategy copied by 6-yr olds chasing a soccer ball with 5 men on the crease.
4) Stong showing by the defense and fortunately our goalies stinky poo air subsided for 4 quarters.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm sorry I heard nothing you said...I was thinking of lollipops and sunshine". #16
Sponsor notes:
Breakaway Lacrosse received a "dislike" on their fan page for slinging crappy mesh.
Now onto the next game...
Key not
Vail 2011... Things You Need to Know (so far)
1) Everything Warrior Sucks (#5)
2) No Falls No Balls...(that's what she said)
3) Rubbing a girls tattoo as if you were a blind man reading brail is not an effective approach
4) Grey goose "chilled" is still just a vodka shot
5) An 18" Snow pig generates massive amounts of air poo..."I might have to throw these boxers out after today" (#1)
Player Notes:
- #16 slept in a holiday inn express last night and we are expecting big things...Put on your big girl panties and get it Dunne!
- #9 showed up with a rolly bag of heineken lights and is aiming for a 4th qtr appearance
- Absence of black smoke (#2) is addition by subtraction (see UVA 2011 squad) for luggage and car trouble
Quote of the Day:
"If you're not living on the edge your taking up too much room" (Vendettas).
Game 1 at 12:30...stay tuned!
2) No Falls No Balls...(that's what she said)
3) Rubbing a girls tattoo as if you were a blind man reading brail is not an effective approach
4) Grey goose "chilled" is still just a vodka shot
5) An 18" Snow pig generates massive amounts of air poo..."I might have to throw these boxers out after today" (#1)
Player Notes:
- #16 slept in a holiday inn express last night and we are expecting big things...Put on your big girl panties and get it Dunne!
- #9 showed up with a rolly bag of heineken lights and is aiming for a 4th qtr appearance
- Absence of black smoke (#2) is addition by subtraction (see UVA 2011 squad) for luggage and car trouble
Quote of the Day:
"If you're not living on the edge your taking up too much room" (Vendettas).
Game 1 at 12:30...stay tuned!
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