You think that title is lame...imagine watching in horror as Coach Cortina tried to break our opening huddle with it...no, really, it happened and it got worse when he followed up with "Hulu on two".
Needless to say he was the cause for the slow start but the team rallied for a 10-4 victory today over Silver Oysters!
Key Game Notes:
1) As always games are won and lost at the face-off X and today was no exception winning 16-18 draws.
2) #5 was called for a ward with two hands on a stick but lead the way with 4 goals (none impressive enough to expand upon)
3) The offense adopted the strategy copied by 6-yr olds chasing a soccer ball with 5 men on the crease.
4) Stong showing by the defense and fortunately our goalies stinky poo air subsided for 4 quarters.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm sorry I heard nothing you said...I was thinking of lollipops and sunshine". #16
Sponsor notes:
Breakaway Lacrosse received a "dislike" on their fan page for slinging crappy mesh.
Now onto the next game...
Key not
I'm too old to be disrespected. I resign.
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